"TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU"

I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
it even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse you make me cry

I hate it when you are not around
and the fact you didn't call
but mostly,
I hate the way I don't hate you
not even close
not even a little bit
not even at all